Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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