i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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