brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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