I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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