i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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