belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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