Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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