glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I deserve this hangover.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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