Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Dick very happy bro
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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