The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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