Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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