Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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