You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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