I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We left an ass print on the piano.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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