Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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