I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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