One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
This house was built for laser tag.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
