I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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