On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
