At least make sure they are 18
Why
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize
