ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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