party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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