all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
You're like the curious george of whores
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
