This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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