Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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