I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Let the clothes fall where they may.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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