Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
i need to put some appletini on your dick
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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