We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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