Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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