I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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