I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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