Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
