I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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