y did u give ur computer a hand job?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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