I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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