"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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