So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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