Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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