Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
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