He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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