I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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