Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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