i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Dear god my vagina.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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