he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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