I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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