I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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