no. you can't hotbox the world.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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