Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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