so explain again why im purple
no
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Randomize
