I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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